English Joke: Let's draw GOD

One day, a kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would from time to time walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working on her drawing with lots of focus, she asked what the drawing was about?

The girl replied, 'I am drawing God.'
The teacher paused and told her, 'But no one knows what God looks like.!!!
Without missing a beat, or even looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "You will come to know in a short while after I finish this."

Poor Husband: English Jokes

One day, the husband comes home early from office and finds wife with another guy.
Wife asks: Why are you early?
Husband replies: Who is he?
Wife says in a stern voice: Don't try to change the topic!

Santa Jokes

Santa: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: So?
Santa: I did!
Mom: Well, you did the right thing.
Santa: But mummy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Policeman Trolled

Policeman: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Policeman: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Policeman: where do you all live?
Me: together
Policeman: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbor’s house
Policeman: where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: if i tell you u won’t believe me.
Policeman: tell me
Me: next to my house
Policemen: O aaarrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh! 

Stupid or Smart?

One Indian guy traveled to China on a trip. 
He got on a bus, and sat right behind the driver. There was too much traffic. The man said : "Man why is there too much people !" ..The bus driver said :" You are right , in China , every minute there is a child born." 

The man said: "See that's what makes INDIANS better , because in INDIA every 9 months there is a child born! "