Poor Husband: English Jokes

One day, the husband comes home early from office and finds wife with another guy.
Wife asks: Why are you early?
Husband replies: Who is he?
Wife says in a stern voice: Don't try to change the topic!

Policeman Trolled

Policeman: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Policeman: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Policeman: where do you all live?
Me: together
Policeman: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbor’s house
Policeman: where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: if i tell you u won’t believe me.
Policeman: tell me
Me: next to my house
Policemen: O aaarrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!