Santa Jokes

Santa: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: So?
Santa: I did!
Mom: Well, you did the right thing.
Santa: But mummy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Policeman Trolled

Policeman: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Policeman: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Policeman: where do you all live?
Me: together
Policeman: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbor’s house
Policeman: where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: if i tell you u won’t believe me.
Policeman: tell me
Me: next to my house
Policemen: O aaarrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!