Policeman Trolled

Policeman: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Policeman: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Policeman: where do you all live?
Me: together
Policeman: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbor’s house
Policeman: where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: if i tell you u won’t believe me.
Policeman: tell me
Me: next to my house
Policemen: O aaarrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh! 

Stupid or Smart?

One Indian guy traveled to China on a trip. 
He got on a bus, and sat right behind the driver. There was too much traffic. The man said : "Man why is there too much people !" ..The bus driver said :" You are right , in China , every minute there is a child born." 

The man said: "See that's what makes INDIANS better , because in INDIA every 9 months there is a child born! "